Black Friday Deals

Black Friday Came Early

Every year, Black Friday shows up at the end of November like a relative nobody invited, and it brings nothing. This year we got tired of waiting and started without it.

Here’s the deal. These are the lowest prices our chocolate has ever had. Lower than last year. Lower than any year before. Lower than they’ll ever be again. We did the maths and winced a little.

It’s only this week, though. Next Monday the prices start climbing back up, slowly, like a cat that’s realised it’s on a high shelf and is reconsidering some choices. The Monday after, they climb again. By the time Black Friday actually arrives, the people who waited will pay more than the people who didn’t. The people who didn’t will be eating chocolate, smugly.

No countdown timers. No flashing lights. Nobody shouting at you in capital letters. Just award-winning craft chocolate from around the world, cheaper than it has any right to be, until Sunday.

Order now and choose your shipping date, so it arrives in time for Christmas and not before you’ve hidden the wrapping paper.